It's corny, I know /aha. Please don't kill me, I mean well! I have a thing for bleak humor and bright, happy poems, I don't know why. I just think it's kind of entertaining--hopefully you agree. This could be your New Year's Eve dinner (if you have one), your Thanksgiving Dinner, Christmas dinner, or any dinner in between, if you want. I'm going to be eating a dinner today, for New Year's Eve, which is why this was kind of sickening for me LOL. My appetite has been diminished almost instantaneously. Hopefully, you agree to this, as well.
I'm a procrastinator, which is why I'm submitting this (and others) today. They're all entries for contests, which I should have submitted earlier. Oh, well.
It sounds a lot like a few of my other poems, and it probably is, considering when I write contest entries, I switch into "formal mode".
Enough of my babbling--enjoy, if you will! A Happy New Year to all of my wonderful supporters, by the way.
Oh, by the way (again)--the title of this poem was inspired by the title of an episode on the Discovery Channel. It is also about the hearse, so you can look it up if you're reeeeaaaaally interested.
I love you guys, aha Sorry if I sound weird
Happy New Year!